My name is Nick and i look like this (눈_눈)
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laughbitches:

clannyphantom:

how was everyone’s easter???

i fucked an egg

We were supposed to be home right now but we stopped to look at some dumb ass park and then the car battery went out I knew we should have fucking left yesterday I knew

colorfuloddity:

It’s like fuckingrecipes got their own cooking show.

hyperlinktwink:

kittentitsvantass:

The original post is gaining at a rate of 1,000 notes in a minute

Before you reblog, comment, or send an ask always check the blog.

I do not want another person driven off of this site or get death threats because they were uneducated about a topic.

bringing this back :)

santanist:

if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh

pendletons:

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

  • teacher: i’m gonna-
  • me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”

fauxhawks:

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

ejakulate:

MY PHONE WAS DEAD FOR LIKE 6 HOURS AND IM NOT HOME WHO POSTED BART SIMPSON ON MY BLOG